NATA NATA NATA!! (..Natalia)

[MATHIAS ANDERSEN]

Message Sent: 5:05AM

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Nata! Nata nata! :D its mathias you cant hide from me! i miss you so i decided to text you!

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Sent: 5:07AM
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...Mathias? how the fuck did you get my phone number?! Do you realize what time it is, cocksucker??
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[MATHIAS ANDERSEN]

Message Sent: 5:12AM

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Cocksucker? yes! my clock says that it is 5:10! dont you have a cock? ... i mean clock why isnt my backspace working? i want tp punch this phone!! anyway i dont remember how i got your number but someone gave it me!

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Sent: 5:14
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Just don't worry about it! Who gave you my number? Why the fuck are you up right now? Do you not realize we have school in just a few hours? fuck!

[MATHIAS ANDERSEN]

Message Sent: 5:18AM

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I dont remember! ): i just have it! maybe my boyfriend put it in there or something or maybe when we went to the zoo you gave it to me for an emergency!! i always get up at this time though! dont you?

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[Deleted]

Sent: 5:21AM
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:C Mathias. Perhaps you are injured in your head. You may wish to get that checked. and net I do not. I wake up at 6:28AM so I have enough time to get to Vanya's room. Clearly.

[MATHIAS ANDERSEN]

Message Sent: 5:27AM

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Ohno.. i think my head is okay! although i did hit it the other day when i was walking to the beach but i dont think anything happened!!! like no memory loss or something... whoa. does he let you in? is that the time he wakesup?

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5:31AM
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...You are so stupid. Are you aware of this stupidity? And unfortunately he does not. I have to find my own way in. Though I know that that is his intention to begin with. A good wife does not back down from a challenge, Mathias.

[MATHIAS ANDERSEN]

Message Sent: 5:33AM

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Hey!! im not stupid! i prefer to think of my bad grades as lazyness. well you know what? I could use my powers to help you unlock the doors if you want im really good at unlocking doors!

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5:35AM
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...Unlocking doors? You can do this? ARE YOU LYING TO ME? YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE.

[MATHIAS ANDERSEN]

Message Sent: 5:38AM

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Oh nono! why would i lie? its silly to lie about that! most locks have some kind of magnetic metal in them so i just use tht! but i usually only use my powers for good so unless i am using my powers for good for you then but no your are friend so ill overlook if you are using them for evil! but no im not lying!

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5:40AM
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Mathias... You control magnetics? ...da, this is purely for the greater good. He is going to realize that we are meant to be.BI

[MATHIAS ANDERSEN]

Message Sent: 5:45AM

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I do control magnets! i thought you knew though? but are we gonna do this today? this sounds like fun! ive never really broken into someones room before unless it was my mom acting weird and looking herself in her room.. nevermind that but we can do this today right!? :D

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5:47AM
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We never discussed our abilities in detail, Mathias. Such conversation would have been inappropriate in front of children. ....Any time would please me. I'm rather surprised you are so excited about this.

[MATHIAS ANDERSEN]

Message Sent: 5:50AM

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Oh...oh yeah! somehow i thought you knew! oh then since you are up... :)

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