((*pops knuckles* Let's do this.Teaching HRE about the wonders of "storks" ))
GermanicPrince: Okay! But...how do I know when someone is going to summon it? Trapjustice: .... ChillyPuppy: When they cuddle and kiss! Trapjustice: Yes! GermanicPrince: ...... ChillyPuppy: But it has to be gross kissing! RomanianLettuce: .../facepalm ChillyPuppy: Like you see on tv! ChillyPuppy: On the lips! Trapjustice: And their hands start moving in weird places. GermanicPrince: ...... GermanicPrince: ....................... TheQueensEnglish: ... GermanicPrince: O-oh. Seymee: oh man new euphemisim GermanicPrince: Um. ChillyPuppy: If they take off their clothes. Seymee: "summoning the stork" .__. GermanicPrince: O-ok------ ..... ChillyPuppy: You come to us immediately. ChillyPuppy: Do not stop. ChillyPuppy: Run ChillyPuppy: As fast as you can. RomanianLettuce: they're training him to be the most annoying thing in existence /headdesk GermanicPrince: O-o-okay. ;; Trapjustice: Even if they're clothes are off ChillyPuppy: Good boy. ;u; Trapjustice: It isn't too late GermanicPrince: ..... Trapjustice: We can still save them from the stork. ChillyPuppy: Hey in public it's fair game. ouo GermanicPrince: I don't think I'd still be there if their clothes are off already. ;; ChillyPuppy: Yes. Trapjustice: Which is why you run to us. ChillyPuppy: Good boy! ChillyPuppy: You're learning quickly! Trapjustice: See why summoning the stork is a bad thing? ChillyPuppy: You'd be coming to us! Trapjustice: And sometimes they make really weird noises. Trapjustice: They aren't good noises. Trapjustice: They're painful noises! GermanicPrince: ........... Trapjustice: Because summoning the stork Trapjustice: Is very painful. Trapjustice: And hurts them very much Trapjustice: And it will only hurt more later when the stork comes. Seymee: and if HRE can't find you guys? ChillyPuppy: Then he goes to you Sey Trapjustice: Then he should run and tackle th-yeah. ChillyPuppy: Can we trust you to take our place? ChillyPuppy: When we out having se-- I mean doing things? Seymee: yeeeeeah >.> Trapjustice: If we're not here Trapjustice: You should throw these at them Trapjustice: *gives a few chastity belts* ChillyPuppy: *And bricks* GermanicPrince: .... What are these? Trapjustice: Stork resistant belts! Trapjustice: They scare away the storks! Trapjustice: Storks are terrified of them! ChillyPuppy: And of us! ChillyPuppy: They are terrified of us too! Ouo Trapjustice: *TAKES BRICK BACK* GermanicPrince: Oh! Okay! Do I wear it or just show it to the stork? Trapjustice: ...you should wear one at all times. ChillyPuppy: You use it to choke the people summoning it. Trapjustice: And throw them at the people summoning the sto- RomanianLettuce: .... choking's a bit too far. ChillyPuppy: *Is messing everything up* ouo Trapjustice: You hit them with it. Trapjustice: It'll keep you safe from the stork. Trapjustice: *Gives a disapproving look* Trapjustice: You don't want the stork to hurt you... Trapjustice: do you? GermanicPrince: ;A; Okay, I'll wear it! ChillyPuppy: Good boy. ;u; Trapjustice: But there are exceptions. Trapjustice: If you ever see Uncle Icey summoning the stork, it's okay. Trapjustice: You don't have to worry then. ChillyPuppy: And Uncle Den! Ouo GermanicPrince: ....... Trapjustice: Because we're professionals GermanicPrince: But I don't want you to get hurt! ;A; Trapjustice: We chase the stork off as soon as it arrives! ChillyPuppy: But we've dealt with the stocks for many years. Trapjustice: Storks know by now not to visit us. Trapjustice: They know it's a waste of time. GermanicPrince: Oh! That makes sense! c:
Post by kikuhonda on Sept 11, 2011 18:10:53 GMT -5
Seymee: /8\<I’ve got a jar of dirt I’ve got a jar of dirt and guess what’s inside it! InsanityNippon: Dirt? I hope.. RomaninaLettuce: …is it blooded dirt? /shot InsanityNippon: Would you still drink it if it was? Portugeese: Why do I always come back to the vampire jokes? :< Seymee: XD InsanityNippon: Because we are harlious people B| Seymee: still have blood in it? Seymee: Harlious… Portugeese: More like you like to beat a dead horse u.u RomanianLettuce: loljk, I’d be able to smell it if it was :< Likepaluszi: ;A; Idon’tSphyinxSo:… RomanianLettuce:/read as hairylous Likepaluszki: *comes back to dead horse* InsanityNippon: D: Idon’tSphinxSo: Who beats dead horses!? ;A; InsanityNippon: I can’t spell okay! SeymeeL QnQ RomanianLettuce: …gluemakers? Seymee: Egyptdoes InsanityNippon: Leave me alone T^T Seymee: *Shot* Seymee: …D: RomanianLettuce: YEAH LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE-IMEANJAPAN RomanianLettuce:/shot Seymee: “Looks at glue bottle on desk* InsanityNippon: XD Idon’tSphinxSo: I do not ‘-‘ I love all ani-… Idon’t Sphinxso: *stares at glue* InsanityNippon: Don’t eat the glue.. Seymee:… IdontSphinxSo:.. Idon’t SphinxSo: Yeah, Sey. You heard him. Seymee: I wasn’t going to D: Seymee: eww horse meat RomanianLettuce: /would, but cant IdontSphinx so: Poor horse Seymee: /oh you RomanianLettuce: /eue InsanityNippon:*give her the jar of dirt* You can eat dirt, because god made dirt and dirt don’t hurt.. *shot* Idon’tSphinxSo: Dirt can to hurt RomanianLettuce:..but dirt’s basically shit-/shot RomanianLettuce: so you’re eating shit |: Seymee: dirt has rocks in it XD InsanityNippon: XDD Idon’tSphinxSo: If you throes it in someone’s eye it really hurts Seymee: eating shit lsdkhgdf; kicking sand in soneone’s eyes hurt too InsanityNippon: well if you die… we know why XD *shot* RomanianLettuce: worm shit to be precise InsanityNippon: O.o gross.. Seymee: *kicks sand in Egypt’s eyes* see? IdontSphinxSo: Thank you, Romania, for this lovely piece of information RomanianLettuce: worm shirt, bug shit, maybe really old bird shit RomanianLettuce: no problem eue Idon’tSphinxSo: I will remember this next time I plant a fl-KHSKJERK Idon’tSphinxSo: *rolls around* InsanityNippon: …did it hurt? RomanianLettuce:/in the dirt? InsanityNippon: XD IdontSphinxSo: Do you think it hurt? Seymee: sorry hun you’re the only one I could demonstrate with to the other that wouldn’t stay mad at me ((Imfao)) RomanainLettuce: …not good to roll around shit either :< InsaintyNippon: I don’t know it didn’t happen to me ^^ ((XDDD)) Seymee: *flushes out his eyes* IdontSphinxSo: *tempted to thorw dirt in his eyes, but does not* B< Idon’tSphinxSo: Thank you, I guess ;-; RomanianLettuce: I mean think of all the mini shit particles that may attach to your clothing-/shot InsanityNippon: and now in Egypt’s eye.. *shot* Seymee: I was going to kick the sand in Rom’s face but he probably would have bit me Seymee: Heck Seymee: *kicks sand in his face anyways* RomanianLettuce:……. IdontSphinxSo: *immediately stands in front of and protects Sey!* InsanityNIppon: ….*waits for a reaction* RomanianLettuce: /shadows under the two and appears behind Sey/ B| Seymee: *slaps Romanian with a giant fish* B< RomanianLettuce: /shoots the giant fish InsaintyNippon: D: You use a fish friends to slap a person?)) Seymee: *releases fish back intot he ocean* InsanityNippon: …is it dead? RomanianLettuce: /you put a fish that was SHOT back into the ocean >w>) Seymee: /fail)) InsanityNIppon: *goes to retrieve it for lunch*~ Seymee: sdlkghsdf RomanianLettuce: pff japan xD) Seymee: of course) InsanityNIppon: He’s hungry :<)) RomanianLettuce: Make sure you clean the bullet wound well Seymee: You know what? Idon’tSphinxSo: share? InsanityNippon: There’s no point in wasting food.. Seymee: *bitchslaps Aurel in the face* InsanityNIppon: Yes, would you like it raw or cooked? RomanianLettuce: … IdontSphinxSo: Cooked. Thank you. Seymee: *hiding on the other side of Gupta* InsanityNippon: *goes to clean the fish, descale, debone, and thoroughly cooks it* IdontSphinxSo: *pats Sey’s head, eating fish calmly* RomanianLettuce: /shadows through them again and bites Sey InsanityNippon: *offers Romania* wouldn’t you want fish instead? Seymee: FU- Seymee: harcotiiiiiebiteteehee IdontSphinxSo: *reflex punch to vampire’s face* RomanianLettuce: /drug-like effects teehee eue) RomanianLettuceL /takes some steps back, tearing as sey’s skin Seymee: oh what a lovely picture ene)) RomanainLettuce: ..okay seriously, tyring to push me aside when I’m biting isn’t smart -____- RomanianLettuce: …but that actually tastes a lot better than Juliet *A* Idon’tSphinxSo: *pulls Romania away, throwing him on the floor* Seymee: OFCOURSEITTATESBETTERTHANHOR-/kicked)) InsanityNippon: … *goes to bandage Sey’s neck*
Okay that’s all I’m writing >> I think that’s it for the funny parts anyways Oh gawd that’s FIVE PAGES! FIVE THAT I JUST HAD TYPED! XD
Last Edit: Oct 4, 2011 18:17:04 GMT -5 by kikuhonda
Post by kikuhonda on Sept 12, 2011 19:13:59 GMT -5
(( Okay first this was a most harlious and random RP chat ever! People basically trolling our own chatbox!~ I will never ever do this again if its this long.. It was a whole 16 pages[/b] IK= "..." )) ChillyPuppy: I almost playing Lat in one of those. ChillyPuppy: XD ChillyPuppy: ¡K. ChillyPuppy: ¡K¡K.. InsanityNippon: Yes it is MamaTino ChillyPuppy: Oh gawd ;A;¡¦ Likepaluszki: I almost playing? ChillyPuppy: played Likepaluszki: What are you, Russian? >w>; ChillyPuppy: Shush Liech. ;-; InsanityNippon: RussianCHilly~ ItsKoldinRussia: Da I am Russian. ;-; InsanityNippon: O.o *wasn¡¦t serious but okay* Likepaluszki: x3 WhoWhatWhenWhere: It¡¦sChillyinRussia ItsKoldinRussia: Ahahaha Wy<3 Likepaluski: xDD MamaTino: pffffft InsanityNippon: It is cold in Russia at this time of year? MamaTino: ¡K.oh are we being Russian ItsKoldinRussia: I can be Polish too if you like. NotSoSANE: 8¡¦P InsanityNippon: D: No Poland! ItsKoldinRussia: Oh another Russian! Hello other me! InsanityNIppon: Hey I¡¦m the only NotSANE one here XD NotSoSANE: Hello other me! InsanityNippon: That picture is so creepy >> ItsKoldinRussia: You are a very handsome man, you know this right? NotSoSANE: Ohoho just as handsome as you are¡K Jegernorge: ¡K Danesdoitbetter: herpderp ItsKoldinRussia: Shush Norger I¡¦m ego boosting~ ItsKoldInRussia:¡K ItsKoldinRussia: Ewww it¡¦s a Dane how gross NotSoSANE: ugh Danesdoitbetter: *drinks his beer and waves at the Russian* ItsKoldinRussia: Let us shun him NoSoSANE: Da ItsKoldinRussia: ¡KWait he has a beer ItsKoldinRussia: Let us steal the alcohol! ItsKoldinRussia: Then we will shun him! NotSoSANE: Oh, even better idea! AllLandMineAru: All you European countries are so Immature Danesdoitbetter: I am not! ItsKoldinRussia: ¡K ItsKoldinRussia: No such thing as immaturity with beer! NotSoSane: Oh hell-oooooo China. Danesdoitbetter: ¡Ktrue, and I offer some maybe.. AllLandMineAru: ¡K *scoots away from the two Russias* Macanesepokerface: ouo ItsKoldinRussia: You will? I do not have to forcefully take? I am thinking that I liking this man Danesdoitbetter: yikes, more Asains.. *stares at the two* Danesdoitbetter: ¡K *just hands him a can* NotSoSANE: -scoooooots closer to China- ItsKoldinRussia: *HAS OBTAINED BEER* ItsKoldinRUssia: +3 HP! AllLandMineAru: *steals a can and pours it on the space invading Russian* NotSoSane: ¡K 8^( ItsKoldinRussia: ¡K Other me! D: Danesdoitbetter: .. HEY MY BEER! ItsKoldinRussia: Are you alright? AllLandMineAru: Here drink to your heart¡¦s content! XD NotSoSANE: I am smelling like beer now Danesdoitbetter: *gasps* ¡Kheresy NotSoSANE: Should I be happy NotSoSane: Or angry. ItsKoldInRussia: You should be attacking the Asain ItsKoldinRussia: With your pipe! AllLandMineAru: D: NotSoSANE: Uhu! Macanesepokerface: ¡Ko-o Danesdoitbetter: ¡Ky¡¦know I feel communist with all this red ItsKoldinRussia: Not the pretty haired Portuguese Asain. ItsKoldinRussia: ¡K We are no longer communist! Macanesepkerface: *phew* Danesdoitbetter: [[ohhh, don¡¦t make me bring Portugal here.]] AllLandMineAru: Communist rocks! *shot* ItsKoldinRussia: ¡K D: Danesdoitbetter: ¡KI was never to begin with. *blinks, grabbing another beer* Hey, China, ya owe me another beer. Macanesepokerface: *glad he had sutonomy*¡K AllLandMineAru: Pffft, sure I¡¦ll you one aft I¡¦m out of poverty B| Macanesepokerface: *for the most part* ItsKoldinRussia: ¡K. ItsKoldinRussia: I keep mixing up China and Denmark. Orz) Danesdoitbetter: It¡¦s a beeeer! Macanesepokerface: Me too xD) NotSoSANE: pff) AllLandMineAru: Sorry should I change colors?)) NotSoSANE: Ivan you can go away, there is already a Russia here. )) ItsKoldinRussia: Maybe? xD)) ItsKoldinRussia: No I like the other me! Sebderpia: Instead I will be small!)) ItsKoldinRussia: ¡K AllLandMineAru: Yellow~) ItsKoldinRussia: oh.. ItsKoldinRussia: .. Macanesepokerface: Owww.) Sebderpia: aaaaaaaa Sebderpia: Its like staring into the sun ItsKoldinRussia: my eyes ;A; Macanesepokerface: Brotheryourfonthurts) WhoWhatWhenWhere: It does hurt ;~) AllLAndMineAru: I¡¦ll stick with a darker red :3)) ItsKoldinRussia: All of you are reading my text correct? Sedberpia: si! AllLandMineAru: No >B( ItsKoldinRussia: Why are you so rude Asain? WhoWhatWhenWhere: {*read as ¡¥Why are you so Asain?¡¦} AllLandMineAru: BECAUSE ASAINS ARE THE BEST ^^ Sebderpia: LOL ¡K. WYYYYY} AllLandMineAru: XD Well I don¡¦t know why Im so Asian XDDDD) Sebderpia: -latches onto-} ItsKoldinRussia: *Dislikes this Asain he is very mouthy* ItsKoldinRussia: Okay I am done being large Macanesepokerface: Gege, you call out other for being immature? WhoWhatWhenWhere: *latches back on Ssebbbbbbb*}} Sebderpia: <333} ItsKoldinRussia: Me? Macanesepokerface: China x3) ItsKoldinRussia: Oh xD) Macanesepokerface: Gege= older brother, I think) AllLAndMineAru: Oh Sorry ^^)) ItsKoldinRussia: XD It is)) Macanesepokerface: According to Google Translator xD) ItKoldinRussia: I read it as, ¡¥gee-gee¡¨ xD) Mavanesepokerface: xD) Danesdoitbetter: bee-gees ItsKoldinRussia: Like some kind of fancy rich lady dog name AllLandMIneAru:: *tacklehugs little brother* But kid brother, Russian people are mean and scary TaiTaiROse: ¡Kwhat did I walk in on.. ItsKoldinRussia:¡K Densdoitbetter: Wonderland Sebderpia: ¡K¡Kreally AllLandMineAru: So I have to protect you and you can¡¦t every leave me~! ItsKoldinRUssia: Everyone being NOT their characters)) Danesdoitbetter: yup~]] TrapJustice:..)) Sebderpia: ¡Kbut)) AllLAndMineAru: XD I¡¦m not really good at being China >>)) TaiTaiRose: ¡K) Danesdoitbetter: BUT NO. NO.]] TaiTai: uhokayy) ItsKoldinRussia: I stink at Russia >w>)) TrapJustice: I¡¦m lost too, Tai)) Sebperia: But I am Sebbo!} ItsKoldinRussia: Except for Sebo)) TaiTAiRose: *crawls to corner and watches*) AllLandMIneAru: *tackle hugs Taiwan* My pretty kid sister how are you?~ WhoWhatWhenWhere : AndI¡¦mStilWy}} Orapoispois: *-* TaiTaiRose: *tacklehugged* wha- why you tackle mee. Ono Macanesepokerface: o:! Orapoispois: oh, son! AllLandMIneAru: Because I love you~ *snuggle* Fortheloveofpuffins: ((¡KSo uh. How many people are confused, then? Ouo;; andthiswonthelp. Eue)) TaiTaiRose: ono;; *snuggled* letgoofmeplease AllLandMineAru: ((I¡¦m Slightly confused^^)) Idon¡¦tSphinxSo: Right as I switch to Egypt there¡¦s an Iceland ff)) Macanesepokerface: Hello, padre! *charming smile as alwayss~* TaiTAinRose: *raise hand*) ItsKoldinRussia:ELPIS I KNOW ITS YOU Orapoispois: [[Thwas the purpoooose, ahhh]] AllLAndisMineAru: Nooooooooo~ Orapoispois: padre is is Spanish, *sighs tiredly* Papai, c¡¦mon¡K Macanesepokerface: alkdjfalsk Google lied) Fortheloveofpuffins: Elpis? Who is the Elpis you speak of? An, no double iceys then?)) Macanesepokerface: Papai**)) AllLandMineAru: Google always lies XD )) Orapoispois: [[you can ask me, really¡K] MacanesePokerface: It didn¡¦t for Gege xƒº) TaiTaiRose: Google¡¦s like the cake; it liess) Macanesepkerface: I didn¡¦t want to look silly for not knowing XDD)) ItsKoldingRussia: Googles loves me Sebderpia: Now I want to eat google.. TaiTaiRose: Andlemmegoo *wriggles* ono ChillyPUppy: D: AllLandMineAru: Eww! That is this google you speak of? Have Chinese dumpling~ *shoves into mouth* Orapoispois: *pats his son and hugs awakardly, checking if he¡¦s healthy, fine, and if that Chinese had been feeding him well.* Sepderpia: mmmmph WhoWhatWHenWhere: Google with ketchup >3> Sebderpia: Ith thattheth good ChillyPuppy: And Mac and Cheese AllLandineAru: Silly Americans~ Soy Sauce is best ^^ CHillyPuppy: ;n; Soy Sauce is a weird color though AllLAndMineAru: Oh look a puppy~ Let¡¦s eat it! *shot So hard* WhoWhatWhenWhere: Andmarmite *shot* ChillyPuppy: Bad China ;=; Sebderpia: NOOOO Macanesepokerface: *not really that affectionate, but hugs* How are you? Sebderpia: not the puppy! Macanesepokerface: /ignores strange older brother in the background ChillyPuppy: SON ;_; Sebderpia: PAPAAAA AllLANDMIneARu: D: awww ChillyPuppy: IF HE EATS THE PUPPY I WILL KICK HIM! Orapoispois: *nods* I¡¦m fine, you know.. the same. And You? Sebderpia: ;v; My hero AllLAndMIneAru: I am not strange! >> ChillyPUppy: *cuddles his son*;; Sebderpia: <3 WhoWhatWhenWhere: *cuddles marmite* XxIrishFlowerxx: I¡¦mjustgoinnastayhereonthisaccount.) ChillyPuppy:¡K. MacanesePokerface: Oh wow unreadable) ChillyPuppy: Belgie? Macanesepokerface: *needs better glasses*) XxIrishFlowresxx: yes) ChillyPUppy: I knew it Orapoispois: *is an old man indeed, can¡¦t read* AllLandMineAru: yeah that font is really bad Dƒº) ChillyPuppy: She always have the smallest text. Sebderpia: ./ninja rolls out AllLandMineAru: So I¡¦m confuse¡K who¡¦s who?)) Macanesepokerface: Liech! o/) XxIrishFloer: /belgie) SwedeasSugar: CHILLY XxIrishFlowerxx: Pffft..) WhoWhatWhenWhere: me Macanesepokerface: x3 SwedeaseSugar: No I LIED AllLandMIneAru: XD Oh Okay, but who was Russia?)) SwedeasSugar: I¡¦m Actually LIech Macanesepokerface: ¡K. Macanesepokerface: No you Macanesepokerface: ¡¥re not SwedeasSugar: I am. :c Fortheloveofpuffines: *elpis* OH wait. Liech is Macau? No. Wait. WAT>)) Orapoispois: ..*is Norway* Macanesepokerface: Chilly was Russia Macanesepokerface: No XxIrishFlowerxx: I can con one here as any person *has accounts for almost everyone*) Macanesepokerface: Liech is Macau. ;; Macanesepokerface: She¡¦slying Macanesepokerface:¡K Macanesepokerface: Or is she SwedeasSugar: No Chilly is Macau XxIrishFlowerxx: ¡K Orapoipois: .. no you¡¦re Macau SwedeasSugar: Liech is Sweden AllLandMineAru: Really? How do you remember all the names?)) XxIrishFlowerxx: I¡¦m confused Orapoispois: I¡¦m Macau Orapoispois: you¡¦re me SedeasSugar: We¡¦re all each other Fortheloveofpuffins: ¡K)) XxIrishFlowersxxL ¡K)) AllLAndMineARu: No I¡¦m Chilly!)) FortheloveofPuffins: I can¡¦t SwedeasSugar: ¡K Macanesepokerface: Then I¡¦m Elpis? Forhtelovepuffins: yes XxIrishFlowerxx:¡K who am I then? Fortheloveofpuffins: exactly. Something alone those lines PalodiVatican: .. *is confused* SwedeasSugar: I think I¡¦m an amazing liech :c Macanesepokerface: you so are! AllLandMineAru: I read ¡§For the love of puffins yes!¡¨ IdontSphinxSo: Last time I checked I was Sweden Fortheloveofpuffins: And I¡¦m Lat Orapoispois: ¡K you were Sweden? SwedeasSugar: LatDau¡XOh wait, I¡¦m liech not Chilly Idon¡¦tShpinxSO: I belive so Macanesepokerface: eue¡¦ XxIrishFlowersxx: ouo; Idon¡¦tSHpinxSO: ..OH WAIT NOR AllLandMineAru: Guess who I am~ XxIrishFlowerss: .is no one Orapoispois: you liked to me I thought you were China! SwedeasSugar: *goes back to writing my school essay* WhoWHAtWHENWHERE: My head hurts ;; Macanesepokerface:¡K Orapoispois: Yesw.. XxIrishFlowerxx: .. AllLandMineAru: Who did you think was China? Macanesepokerface: I see what you did there LIech SwedeasSugar: ¡K Idon¡¦tSphinxSo: I suddenly feelling like we¡¦re Rangers again with all these identities Orapoispois: XDDDDDD XxIrishFlowerxx: XDD SwedeasSugar: Rangers? Eue Idon¡¦tShpinxSo: I was pulled away suddenlty by my sister sorry ;-; FortheLoveofPuffins: THer hasn¡¦t been any face ripping though AllLAndMINEARU: XDDD off to the ball~ Orapoispois: I just wanted to hug my son Idon¡¦tSphinxSo: But SweseasSugar: *RIPS OFF FACE* Orapoispois: HUG. MY. SON. Idon¡¦tsphinxSo: What I wanted to ask earlier..fffttt Macanesepokerface: *HUGS* XxIrishFlowerxx: FFf ChillyLiech: see AllLandMineAru: No mY BEAUTIFULCHINESE FACE *SHOT* ChillyLIech: I¡¦m LIech Macanesepokerface: hehe XxIrishFlowerxx: .. ChillyLiech: Not Chilly Macanesepokerface: okay Dinner! XxIrishFlowersxx: watt ChillyLIech: Ignore the Chilly AllLandMineAru: and Chilly at the same time¡K Manliech: *RIPS OFF FACE THEN* I was LIech all Along ChillyLIech: in the¡X Orapoipois: *HUGS BACK ¡VIn a manly way* Chillyliech: .. No I¡¦m LIech! D: ManLiech: Oh wait.. CHillyLiech: Okay byebye Chilly¡K MandLIech: Well.. AllLAndMIneARu: Liech is a man? XxIrishFlowersxx:.. Bye! umm AllLandMineAru: Bye! ChillyLIech: Or whoever you were.. Orapoispois: LIech is a man? XxIrishFlowers: Idunnowhatgoingon WhoWhatWhenWhere: Bye person? ChillyLIech: No.. :c I¡¦m a girl! AllLAndMIneAru: Bye Anon! WHoWhatWHenWhere: Liech was always a man Thumblatvian: X3 ManLIech: I¡¦m a man AllLandMIneAru: WHITE FONT! Thumblatvian: Whoa! AllLAndMIneAru: Can¡¦t read! Thumblatvian: My name is invisible YouveCodtobeKidding: Let me switch to IceLandand contribute to gender confusion Jegernoreg: *sigh* Thumblatvian:: *goes to dinner* AllLandMineARu: Oh okay Better XxIrishFlowerxx: Girlyman owo ManLIech: What is air ChillyLiech: ¡K JegerNorge: *sits on Iceland, to worsen the gender confusion* YouveCodtobeKidding: A make of Oxygen, Nitrogen, and other elements .______. AllLAndMineARu: *sits on Norway because China is always on top!* ChillyLiech: I see what you did thar.. XxIrishFlowerxx: *climbs on top of china* YouveCodtobekidding: Wait, how does that make it worse? Jegernorge: *stares at china* You¡¦re heavy WhoWhatWhenWhere: *knocks over the pile* AllLandMIneAru: D: Jergernorge: *clings to girlyman* ChillyLiecH; lajfads WhoWhatWhenWhere: ouo ChillyLiech: oAo XxIrishFlowerxx: *falls over* ono YouveCodtobeKidding: B| ChillyLiech: Wy you are so strong! JegerNorge: *and was not talking about china* YOuveCodtobekidding: I¡¦m going to hope you¡¦re reffering to that male liech; if not AllLAndMineARu: Don¡¦t look at me: I¡¦m experiencing a famine right now! Complain to the red head! You¡¦ve CodtobeKdding: We¡¦ll have some problems.. Jegernorge: ahh maybe.. XxIrishFlower: ono;; Jegernorge: ..oh will we? Theoriginalonedaze: And just to mess things up more c: AllLAndMineAru; Yes~ SwissShield: c: Jegernorge: Da-ze AllLAndMIneAru: Korea! More Asains! ChillyLIech: Just like a giant drawing board SwissShield: da-ze CHillyLiecH; .. why is my brother saying da-ze? SwissShield: Noneofyourconcernsister Theoriginaldaze: Asains shall take over the chat, and I will rule over them all, da-ze o/ AllLandMineAru: Hey that¡¦s my line! You¡¦vecodtobeKidding: I come back to Asains taking over the chat AllLandMineARu: And youre suppose to be orginal! BowThai:.. AllLandMineARu: More Asaina! TaiTaiRose: Uhmm I am against this world takeover Theoriginalonedaze: Its not your line if you hadn¡¦t said it yett~ eue; Which you might¡¦ve BowThaI *GOES TO FIND THAT* AllLandMineAru: *tacklehugsthemall*~ TaiTaiRose: *asdkjfald not again* BowThai: -is obviously the best Asain- Theorginalonedaze: *huggropes back*~ AllLandMineARu: Why? D: It¡¦ll be fun you can have Switzerland or a cute Liechstien if you want, Taiwan YouveCodtobeKidding: *clings to other Nordic* BowThai: I just realized TaiTaiRose:¡K AllLandMIneAru: >> All Asains are the best! BowThai: ¡K We are trolling our own cbox BowThai: We fail
Last Edit: Oct 4, 2011 18:24:14 GMT -5 by kikuhonda
((And this is why Fritzi, Chilly, and Elpis either shouldn't RP when bored, or RP more when bored. ))
ChillyPuppy: *Dumps pudding alllll over Icey!* FritziTheGreat: /takes a spoonful of pudding Fortheloveofpuffins: ... FritziTheGreat: /nomnomnom Fortheloveofpuffins: Seriously. Fortheloveofpuffins: I am not a pudding bowl. FritziTheGreat: No, you're ice pudding. Fortheloveofpuffins: ... Bl FritziTheGreat: e3e Fortheloveofpuffins: I hate you both. Fortheloveofpuffins: It doesn't even make sense to cover me in pudding. What would that even accomplish. FritziTheGreat: danke~ FritziTheGreat: idk, wasn't my idea /takes another spoonful Fortheloveofpuffins: Stop eating pudding off of me! ChillyPuppy: You brought it up Icey. D: Fortheloveofpuffins: ...You dumped pudding all over me! FritziTheGreat: Well I thought you didn't want pudding on you /nomnom ChillyPuppy: Don't worry it comes off pretty easily! ChillyPuppy: At least I didn't dump oil on you! FritziTheGreat: but if you want it to dry and stick on you forever, then I'll let you be :< ChillyPuppy: I could always toss you in a dishwasher and hang you out to dry! Fortheloveofpuffins: ... In the dishwasher. ChillyPuppy: .... Fortheloveofpuffins: Why, of all things, the dishwasher. ChillyPuppy: Imeant washing machine. ;-; ChillyPuppy: Don't look at me like that. ;A; Fortheloveofpuffins: Well that makes marginally more sense. =_=;; Fortheloveofpuffins: Marginally. Fortheloveofpuffins: I still think it would be kinda life threatening. FritziTheGreat: ...leave you in the ocean to die? /shot Fortheloveofpuffins: ... FritziTheGreat: e3e ChillyPuppy: A swim would be nice! Fortheloveofpuffins: I think I'll just go shower, alright. FritziTheGreat: ....which shower are you using. Fortheloveofpuffins: ...Which shower? Why...? FritziTheGreat: /made one of them shoot out vodka instead of water teehee FritziTheGreat: because, i dont want you walking in on someone else showering, now would I? >w> Fortheloveofpuffins: ...Is there even anyone else showering? FritziTheGreat: You never know. ChillyPuppy: Group shower? ouo FritziTheGreat: Someone else might've had licorice dumped on them Fortheloveofpuffins: Well th- ...Group shower. What. FritziTheGreat: or cheese fondue, or pasta sauce, or beer, or... ChillyPuppy: Beer shower! *A* Fortheloveofpuffins: ...I don't think a beer shower would be such a good idea. Or a group shower.*Goes to shower now before the pudding dyes his hair brown or something* ChillyPuppy: Hey wait! ChillyPuppy: You forgot the beer D: Fortheloveofpuffins: I didn't forget the beer. Bl I would prefer not to get drunk when I shower. ChillyPuppy: Beer makes you clean! FritziTheGreat: He doesn't need beer, there's already enough alc- x: ChillyPuppy: ...Wait what? >w> Fortheloveofpuffins: I don't care, water is good enough for me... ...Wait... ChillyPuppy: But what if the water is poisoned!? ;A; FritziTheGreat: it's not poisoned >w> Fortheloveofpuffins: ... FritziTheGreat: I think people would've found out by then if it was poisoned. Fortheloveofpuffins: I wouldn't think that the water is poisoned. Seems a little... ChillyPuppy: But what if the water JUST got poisoned!? ;A; Fortheloveofpuffins: It seems like sorta an obvious way to kill someone, though. Not to mention weird. And who would try to poison the shower water? FritziTheGreat: Ikr, so lame... FritziTheGreat: /would do that-imeanwhat Fortheloveofpuffins: It'd be inefficient and impractical. The poison would end up diluted, probably, so the killer would be wasting a lot, and you would have no garuntee about who'd be using the shower next, and... *Should probably shut up before he sounds like some sort of murderer* ChillyPuppy: ... ChillyPuppy: Still you should be careful. :c ChillyPuppy: *Ignored all of that* FritziTheGreat: ...and it's not like the person's going to drink the shower water Fortheloveofpuffins: Yeah, okay, whatever... ;; *Seriously taking a shower now. The pudding's probably like, staining his skin and hair brown* FritziTheGreat: /prepare for vodka showers eue ChillyPuppy: We're going to shower him in vodka? Fortheloveofpuffins: *Is showering in vodka. It's Fritzi's fault.* ChillyPuppy: *Everything is Fritzi's fault remember?* FritziTheGreat: /smirks, waiting for a freak-out reaction Fortheloveofpuffins: ...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. WHY IS THE SHOWER SOME SORT OF ALCHOHOLIC DRINK? Fortheloveofpuffins: *Storms out wrapped in a towel, glaring daggers at them* ChillyPuppy: ..... ChillyPuppy: I think Norge did it. ChillyPuppy: eue Fortheloveofpuffins: ... FritziTheGreat: Alcohol showers? Well that's a waste of booze :< ChillyPuppy: Sounds like it. ;n; FritziTheGreat: /keeping a total poker face cause she has cameras recording eue ChillyPuppy: *Fritzi has skills* FritziTheGreat: /yes, yes she does ewe ChillyPuppy: So what was it like.. ChillyPuppy: Swimming in booze Icey? Fortheloveofpuffins: ...Regardless of how much of a waste it is, which I don't care about, all I want to know is WHO DID THIS. And I wouldn't put it past nor- ... FritziTheGreat: ...I thought it was a shower, not a bath. Fortheloveofpuffins: I wasn't swiming. I was showering. And it was dizzying. ChillyPuppy: Did you fill the whole tub? ;A; FritziTheGreat: ...Does it make you tipsy breathing that mist? /getting info for further pranks Fortheloveofpuffins: No, I did not fill the whole tub. And... Slightly. I'll tell you when the room stops spinning. ChillyPuppy: You hurt his feelings Fritzi! ;A; FritziTheGreat: ...How did asking a question hurt his feelings? FritziTheGreat: /dont screw this up, gdi ChillyPuppy: He thought he was swimming in the booze. ;n; FritziTheGreat: ...He said he wasn't. Fortheloveofpuffins: I was not swimming in booze. My feelings are not hurt. My head hurts. And I still don't know who did that because Norge isn't here. *Still glaring* ChillyPuppy: Should I call him and ask? D: Fortheloveofpuffins: ...Yes. Tell him that if he filled the shower with booze, I'm going to... Fortheloveofpuffins: ...I'm not entirely sure yet. ChillyPuppy: You aren't going to hurt him are you? D8 He doesn't mean to be a prankster. :c Fortheloveofpuffins: Probably not hurt him. Maybe a little. Just get some sort of revenge. FritziTheGreat: Yeah I wouldn't hurt him if I were you... he has like a guard vamp now. ChillyPuppy: A guard vamp? ChillyPuppy: Take a wooden stake! Fortheloveofpuffins: A gaurd vamp. FritziTheGreat: And a flashlight. Fortheloveofpuffins: How exactly did THAT come about? ChillyPuppy: And no blood! Fortheloveofpuffins: Wait, how would I take no blood. That isn't exactly... Is it seriously a vampire? ChillyPuppy: Yeah. Wait. ChillyPuppy: I don't know what he is but he drinks blood and that's disgusting. ;A; FritziTheGreat: Yeah... i think. ChillyPuppy: ... Fortheloveofpuffins: That... Is... What. WHY does Norge have a vampire? FritziTheGreat: ...Why not? ChillyPuppy: As a pet! FritziTheGreat: They're good so long as you don't get a wound... then you're screwed. ChillyPuppy: I used to have a pet vampire but he drank the dogs blood. ;n; ChillyPuppy: And turned Gris into a vampire. ;-; Fortheloveofpuffins: A pet vampire. Like... Sparkly prissy what's his name vampire or cooler, dangerous, kill-everyone-for-their-blood vampire? Fortheloveofpuffins: ...Or the sexy kind? Fortheloveofpuffins: I mean nothing. FritziTheGreat: well it's not the first two, and I'll leave the last option for your own judgement eue ChillyPuppy: I think he's just a person I thought. ;n; Fortheloveofpuffins: ...So it's some sort of crazy person who acts like a vampire. Fortheloveofpuffins: If that's the only thing standing between me and revenge on Norge, I think I'll be fine. ChillyPuppy: I think you can do it! >D Fortheloveofpuffins: Right then. I should probably think something up then. ...After putting clothes on. And after the world doesn't spin any more. ChillyPuppy: *Carries Icey around!* FritziTheGreat: /you're carrying a naked icey around? ChillyPuppy: *He's in a towel sheesh* Fortheloveofpuffins: AAFJSHDGFj Fortheloveofpuffins: DO NOT WANT CARRYING. ChillyPuppy: *He just said he's dizzy though* ;A; FritziTheGreat: /pushes ice out of den and has him fall to the ground FritziTheGreat: there ya go eue Fortheloveofpuffins: *Fallen. ;A; * I hate you both. ChillyPuppy: .... ChillyPuppy: Fritzi! D: FritziTheGreat: Hey, I got you what you wanted. FritziTheGreat: You didn't specify you wanted a soft landing Fortheloveofpuffins: You - *Pointing at den* I do not trust you to carry me when I'm half naked. You - *Points to fritzi* are just a bitch. ChillyPuppy: .... ChillyPuppy: ;~; FritziTheGreat: /smirks/ That's what jealous people all say ChillyPuppy: Well. ChillyPuppy: Icey smells like a drunk anyway. ;~; Fortheloveofpuffins: Because someone put booze in the shower! FritziTheGreat: ...did you drink any of it >w> Fortheloveofpuffins: No, I didn't. What kind of idiot would do that. ChillyPuppy: Why would someone put booze in your shower? ;A; FritziTheGreat: ...a thirsty idiot who just wants a drink? ChillyPuppy: Maybe they needed a safe place to store it? D: FritziTheGreat: ...that's not really safe Fortheloveofpuffins: I would not drink any sort of shower booze. FritziTheGreat: ...even high quality shower booze? Fortheloveofpuffins: And there is no logical reason to put alcohol in a shower. ChillyPuppy: Moonshine? Fortheloveofpuffins: Unless you wanted to see if they could get drunk off of alcohol fumes. ChillyPuppy: People made that in their bathtubs.. Fortheloveofpuffins: And then the answer would be kinda. ChillyPuppy: Wait! You got drunk off of fumes? ChillyPuppy: *Laughing* FritziTheGreat: /mental note: next time use hardcore moonshine Fortheloveofpuffins: No. Fortheloveofpuffins: Kinda. Fortheloveofpuffins: Maybe. FritziTheGreat: pfft /smirk ChillyPuppy: Icey is such a lightweight! *Slaps his back!* ChillyPuppy: That's not even lightweight! Thats like.. FritziTheGreat: Ah, poor thing cant hold his alcohol /laughing and patting him ChillyPuppy: Lower than that! FritziTheGreat: Like a mouse or something? Fortheloveofpuffins: Shut up! Fortheloveofpuffins: I'm not drunk! ChillyPuppy: Yes. owo ChillyPuppy: Icey are you a mouse? Fortheloveofpuffins: I am not a mouse. And I'm nto drunk. FritziTheGreat: /puts mouse ears on icey's head ChillyPuppy: You sure? Fortheloveofpuffins: *Takes off mouse ears, glaring* Absolutely positive. FritziTheGreat: walk in a straight line then :< ChillyPuppy: But you aren't going to die are you? :c Fortheloveofpuffins: ...I'm not going to die, so far as I know. *IgnoresFritzi* FritziTheGreat: /gets one of those drunk meter things ChillyPuppy: Should I check your heart rate? D: FritziTheGreat: /breatholizers or something Fortheloveofpuffins: No. I'm perfectly fine. And undrunk. I mean sober. FritziTheGreat: undrunk >w> ChillyPuppy: Thats good to hear! \o/ ChillyPuppy: Hey Icey. Fortheloveofpuffins: Undrunk. Not drunk. What. ChillyPuppy: I can do magic! Fortheloveofpuffins: ...You can what. Fortheloveofpuffins: Since when can you do magic? ChillyPuppy: I can always do magic but! Fortheloveofpuffins: Okay then. I'm not even going to comment. ChillyPuppy: *Pulls a quarter out of Icey's ear* eue Fortheloveofpuffins: ... Fortheloveofpuffins: Yeah. Magic. Fantastic, den. FritziTheGreat: /clap clap ChillyPuppy: ..You aren't impressed? :c ChillyPuppy: Liech falls for that one everytime.. Fortheloveofpuffins: Not... Particularly impressed, no. ChillyPuppy: ... ChillyPuppy: You kids are so hard to please! FritziTheGreat: kids nowadays... /tsk tsk Fortheloveofpuffins: ...I'm not a kid... And it's kinda an overdone trick too... ChillyPuppy: You're fourteen though! D: Fortheloveofpuffins: ... Fortheloveofpuffins: That's not a kid. ChillyPuppy: It is. :< Fortheloveofpuffins: You're just an old man. :< ChillyPuppy: Well at least I'm a gorgeous old man! eue FritziTheGreat: He's not an old man, he still has a head of hair ChillyPuppy: And it's blonde. eue FritziTheGreat: you can call him old when he's bald :< FritziTheGreat: /plucks a hair out of den's head ChillyPuppy: ... Fortheloveofpuffins: ...Well he totally acts like an old man. :< Fortheloveofpuffins: Regardless of being blonde. ChillyPuppy: *Plucks one out of Fritzi's hai-- Hey;A; ChillyPuppy: How do I act like an old man? ;n; FritziTheGreat: How do you not act like an old man Fortheloveofpuffins: You're like... Oblivious and overly friendly and you treat everyone like they're little kids. FritziTheGreat: and you dont know how to use cameras >w> ChillyPuppy: ... ouo;; I see.. ChillyPuppy: Old people are oblivious? Fortheloveofpuffins: ...I dunno. Some are. It's like... Maybe they're not totally oblivious, but they just think what they want to think or something. FritziTheGreat: ...I thought people usually thought what they want to think. ChillyPuppy: ..... ChillyPuppy: So old people aren't mind controlled? oAo Fortheloveofpuffins: ...Well like. They interpret the situation how they want it to b- ... Fortheloveofpuffins: ... FritziTheGreat: ....NOWONDER. ChillyPuppy: No wonder what? D: FritziTheGreat: /puts on magneto helmet for mindcontrol resistance ChillyPuppy: ... ChillyPuppy: *Has Magneto's powers. ;A;* FritziTheGreat: /well, has the helmet :< ChillyPuppy: You make it hard to mind control you. :c Fortheloveofpuffins: ... Fortheloveofpuffins: That might've been the intention, but... Fortheloveofpuffins: Since when can you mind control people? *Stares at, confused now* ChillyPuppy: ....... I don't know. :c Fortheloveofpuffins: ...Okay then. Fortheloveofpuffins: I'd be a little scared if YOU had the power to mind control people. ChillyPuppy: .... You don't think I'd be able to do it? eue Fortheloveofpuffins: ...I'm not entirely sure. I just don't see it turning out well. ChillyPuppy: Hah. I'd make everyone do awesome magic tricks! >D Fortheloveofpuffins: ... Fortheloveofpuffins: Okay then... ChillyPuppy: eue ChillyPuppy: *Pulls another quarter out of Icey's ear!* Fortheloveofpuffins: It isn't really even possible for you to be evil, is i- ... ChillyPuppy: Being evil? D8 Fortheloveofpuffins: Yeah... Mind control is a pretty diabolical power, but you wouldn't even do anything half bad with it, would you? ChillyPuppy: Ohhh. ChillyPuppy: You like making them untie their own shoelaces and walk around and see how long it takes them to fall? ChillyPuppy: *SO DAMN EVIL* Fortheloveofpuffins: ...Pfff- N-not really. *Trying not to laugh* That's like... Prankstery mind control. I meant like, really evil... ChillyPuppy: ..... Like robbing a bank? D8 Fortheloveofpuffins: Yeah, something like that. Fortheloveofpuffins: I don't see you doing something like that. FritziTheGreat: or creating a gigantic cult ChillyPuppy: ...Of duck worshippers? owo ChillyPuppy: Uh.. ChillyPuppy: Tuna fish worshippers? Fortheloveofpuffins: ...Tuna fish worshippers? Could you be any more random? ChillyPuppy: No I love tuna. :c FritziTheGreat: He could've said tic-tac worshippers Fortheloveofpuffins: Or like... Fortheloveofpuffins: The cult of crazy hair. FritziTheGreat: hair gel cult FritziTheGreat: alcohol shower cult ChillyPuppy: ..... ChillyPuppy: Wait are you saying I have crazy hair? Fortheloveofpuffins: Yeah. I mean, it defys gravity. ChillyPuppy: ... But I make it that way!